Mini Mum Maxi Mum
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?
Puppu: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
What's the difference between Egyptian Mummies and Indian mummies?
Children are afraid of Egyptian Mummies and fathers are afraid of Indian Mummies!
Secret formula for married couples… “Love One Another” And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!!!
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
1st Soldier: Why did you join the army?
2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?
1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace !
Sense of Responsibility............
A man goes to library n ask for a book on Suicide��
Librarian looks him n says .
Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???=DX_X =))
The only time the indian rupee goes up is
During a toss 😀
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
MANs need 100% talent to Succeed in life..
But-
WOMANs needs only 4%,
Bcoz the Remaining....
( . . )36
) . ( 24
( v )36
Helps Them..!!!
Puppu: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
What's the difference between Egyptian Mummies and Indian mummies?
Children are afraid of Egyptian Mummies and fathers are afraid of Indian Mummies!
Secret formula for married couples… “Love One Another” And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!!!
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
1st Soldier: Why did you join the army?
2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?
1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace !
Sense of Responsibility............
A man goes to library n ask for a book on Suicide��
Librarian looks him n says .
Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???=DX_X =))
The only time the indian rupee goes up is
During a toss 😀
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
MANs need 100% talent to Succeed in life..
But-
WOMANs needs only 4%,
Bcoz the Remaining....
( . . )36
) . ( 24
( v )36
Helps Them..!!!
Love After Marriage
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
A man found a lamp in d street.
He rubbed it.
It blasted n d man Died.
Moral: Not evrything belongs 2 ALADIN,
some things belong 2 BINLADEN too! =))
He rubbed it.
It blasted n d man Died.
Moral: Not evrything belongs 2 ALADIN,
some things belong 2 BINLADEN too! =))
Hilarious Doctor Joke
Psychiatrist to Banta:
Do you ever hear someone speaking but you are not able to seem them?
Banta: Yes
Psychiatrist: When does this happen?
Banta: When I am speaking on the phone.
Hilarious Doctor Joke
Husband 1: I am the boss of the house. I couldn't find cold water in the
house, so I shouted for hot water and got it immediately.
Husband 2: Wow, that's great.Is it for drinking or bathing?
Husband 1: It was for washing the dishes.
Cousin Family Joke
My cousin went into our local video shop again and asked "I want to take out Batman Forever".
The female assistant replied "Sorry, you have to return it by Wednesday".
Santa's Son In School
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Kiss To A Wife
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Digestive System
Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.
Biwi Se Baat
Santa talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se.
Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se.
Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai.
